If you don't get my humor, you're not going to get this (and I'm sorry, but it's not something that can be taught).  If that's the case, you shouldn't come here anymore.  My sarcastic genius is wasted on you.  My impeccable taste is lost in the ocean of your mint green polo shirt (not ironically worn) ignorance.

To the rest of you, if I could be someone else for a day, it would be this bitch (mostly so I could give myself a shout out and sky rocket my YouTube subscribership)

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nati