Natalie Ferraro and the You Don't Love Me's is playing the Cabin Fever Festival tomorrow night. Come out, bitches. Let's get a drink after.
Cabin Fever Festival
The Medicine Show Theater
549 West 52nd Street (between 10th and 11th), 3rd fl.
Friday, February 20th
10pm $10
Valentines Day was OLD DICK! but I looked cute in my new lovenati dress and homemade sweater thigh highs held up by a sexy damn garder belt! WOO! OH! And great party, Aurea! here's a pic of me in my new dress and Juleah.
My goal is to get Jenita to join Rebekah and I at bootcamp! Great Big Task! If I do it, Rebekah's treating Smoothies and Salads! BAM!
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nati
Today I bought www.lovenati.com. Part of the slow decimation of +plushus and the birth of my own blog, my own clothing line, and my own music...nothing epic. Just simple songs, and simple dresses and simple blogs.
thanks for hanging out!
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nati
My dear friend, Caryna, introduced me to watercress before she moved away to miami. So I often recreate a version of the salad she used to make for me when we were roommates in Carroll Gardens...it's one of my favorite comfort foods.
watercress
pear
feta
walnuts
simple oil and vinegar dressing
sometimes I use raw apple cider vinegar (cuz it's SO good for you) but very little since it's
very strong and the flavors of the salad need balance...so experiment...I like it when the pear is the only sweet flavor that balances the bitterness of the watercress and the feta warms everything up...I'm NOT a fan of walnuts, but in this salad it works, feel free to use almond slices, or a fattier nut like cashews (yummmmm).
the picture of the salad above is a WAY more fruity (a more colorful and wetter) version of the original earthy salad:
watercress
cilantro
yellow/red bell peppers
persimmon
mandarin oranges
pears
oil/vinegar/mandarin orange juice/pepper dressing
by the way, i love using this picture of caryna. Makes it seem like she's my imaginary friend I tore out of a magazine and pet every night before bed. ...she puts the lotion on her...
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nati
Wow! I just LOVE fat stereotyping in the media. Thanks, Januvia, for depicting all the diabetes patients in your commercial as obese. We all know that bad diseases only happen to fat people (like the gays, they deserve the fruit of their glutinous lifestyle). Being overweight is the real enemy. Skinny people, no matter how unhealthy or sedate their lifestyle, will find love and get better jobs with excellent health insurance (get famous on a reality TV show) and never need to worry about any bad things happening to them (and if something bad does happen it's an unavoidable tragedy). We should do what ever it takes to stay skinny. Those poor fat people with their diabetes that need Janovia. Pray for them.
If you missed the sarcasm up there, please check out a book called The Obesity Myth, the first chapter alone will change your life.
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nati
i'm naked. I have wet hair. I am NOT wearing makeup. I'm talking about Apple Cider Vinegar!
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nati
I would like to say I'm shocked that US weekly cut the President of the United States out of his family portrait just to make room on the cover to chide a fat tacky Jessica Simpson, but I am not. Poor Jessica...she can't even gain 10lbs. I guess that's what happens when the foundation of your craft is what you look like. I think she would make a fine member of +plushus accept for the fact that she can't even carry an extra ten pounds. +plushus girls have a special talent for being 100lbs over weight and still looking pretty...sorry Jessica, you're just not as gifted as I am.
Oh and obviously she doesn't have enough gays to tell her that outfit is a big fat NO at any size. Did she lose a bet and have to dress from Newport News catalogues? Oh and get a bra. Oh and tank tops in the new millennium are cut better than the ones from the 80's.
Ok, teasing aside, I love her body, she's awesome...more softserve pop stars please.
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nati
Longest vLog ever...10minutes. but it's got some nuggets
1. nasty pics of Doc Rocket and Rebekah
2. me wearing baby jane makeup
3. drive the flu away with high heels and lipstick
4. CARE PACKAGES! send me a care package and I'll vLog on it.
5. changing the name from +plushus to lovenati...what do you think?
...so put the tea on, sit down, put your feet up and see me NOT talk about fitness today...cuz I'm so damn sick again!!!
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nati
